We Could Learn A Lot From The People Of Portugal

When shitty band #6732 Nickelback played Portugal recently, the crowd let the band know what they thought of them by pelting them with rocks. I think audiences should pelt lame bands like this with crap more often so the bands might think twice about sucking so much. Rocks might be a bit much, but garbage seems perfectly reasonable. Wait, no, I just remembered the drummer has a fauxhawk. Stick with rocks, really, really big rocks.

Dave Hill