CBS/NYC Presents Dave Hill’s Magical Night Of A Bunch Of People Doing Stuff- Monday, Dec. 5 at Mo' Pitkins at 8:30pm

Dear fans of quality and affordable entertainment:

I am excited to tell you that this Monday night, Dec. 5, at 8:30pm (Sharp. Dammit.) I will be hosting a jawdropping night of entertainment of the comedy type at Mo’ Pitkins (a seriously great new venue located at 34 Avenue A at 2nd Street or so in the heart of the anything goes Alphabet City neighborhood of our town). As hinted at in the subject heading, the show is sponsored/curated/sanctioned/approved/generally given the thumbs up by the popular CBS network. It is not being televised or anything but I wanted to point this out just so you know that the people who brought you Knots Landing, Face The Nation, and all those Crime Scene Investigation shows are now getting in on the Dave Hill action too, just like pretty much everyone in the Netherlands did like six months ago. Anyway, the official title of the show on Monday is CBS/NYC Presents Dave Hill’s Magical Night Of A Bunch Of People Doing Stuff and it is going to be a major asskicker. Joining me on the show will be three of the funniest and most talented mofos I know- Mike Albo, Nick Kroll, and John Mulaney- who will each get up one at a time and be really entertaining for like ten minutes each or something. As if all that is not enough, Hair Supply, the number one heavy metal tribute to Air Supply in the Tri-State area, will also be bringing the heat on Monday by playing a song (or maybe two if I feel like letting them). In between all of these guys, I will be coming out on stage and making lighthearted chitchat and being generally just really incredible for a couple minutes until the next person is ready to come on stage and make you forget your very real life problems if only for a little while. There might also be one more really great (and also famous!) comedian on the bill but he told me to call him back tomorrow about it so I am totally going to do that. So anyway, please come. It is pretty much guaranteed to be a f%#king sweet ass night of good times. Deal with it.

I love you,
Dave Hill