Friday, March 10, 2006

The Dave Hill Explosion: Wed. March 15 at UCB Theatre w/Special Guest DICK CAVETT

Attention People Of New York City:

This is your man Dave Hill writing to let you know that on Wednesday, March 15 at 9:30pm, I will once again be bringing it like a motherf#%ker in the form of a little show I like to call The Dave Hill Explosion at a little place I like to call the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre (which, to be fair, is what others call it too). My guest for this show will be none other than showbiz legend Dick Cavett. If you happen to be a fan of ancient history, you no doubt noticed that my show will be taking place on the Ides of March, the very day Julius Caesar was assassinated in 44 B.C. by a handful of people who were pretty much tired of his bullsh*t. According to the Roman writer Plutarch, Caesar had been given a heads up on the danger but chose to ignore it. Now he has a casino, a salad, and even a bad haircut named after him. What does this all mean to you, me, and the rest of our society at large? I am not exactly sure. But keep in mind that Caesar was one of the great leaders of the Roman Empire, a society of asskickers whose innovations in architecture, public administration, and even the modern calendar are still in use to this day. Not bad for a bunch of guys walking around in bedsheets. Think about that next time you are d*cking around at the office in one of your fancy little outfits. Anyway, I guess what I am trying to say is that you should totally come to my show. I am going to be talking, singing, reading, dancing, showing a couple new short films (here is one from the last show you might enjoy:, interviewing showbiz legend Dick Cavett, and doing all that other stuff that has made me pretty much the wealthiest man in my apartment building (though the guy on three seems to be getting back on his feet). I seriously hope you can make it. In fact, if you are feeling really saucy, you can reserve tickets here.

Dave Hill


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