Wednesday, January 10, 2007

The Dave Hill Explosion With Special Guests Martha Plimpton + Simon Scott TOMORROW, Thurs., Jan. 11 At The UCB Theatre. You Should Totally Show Up.

Attention People Of New York City:

This is your man Dave Hill writing to remind you one last time that TOMORROW night, Thursday, January 11 at 9:30pm I am going to hit you with a bit of the rough stuff by way of my definitely-worth-five-dollars and also reasonably popular nightclub act The Dave Hill Explsion. As hinted at several times throughout this e-mail document, this sh*t is going to go down at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater (located right in the heart of the anything-goes Chelsea neighborhood here in town). Anyway, I have to type fast because there is all sorts of papier mache, baking, crying, crunches, hand-over-flame holding, Sade-listening, and other crap I have to do before this show is totally ready to charge you five bucks for. The important thing is that it is going to be incredible and there will also be candy. Also, I am going to have a couple really great guests with me on my incredible show. First, star of stage and screen Martha Plimpton- whom you might remember from such films as The Goonies, Parenthood, Pecker, I Shot Andy Warhol, 200 Cigarettes, Running On Empty and then a bunch of other movies besides those and also the popular play Coast Of Utopia, which is totally running right now at the Lincoln Center Theatre- will come out and I will totally sit and chat with her and whatnot and just have a really nice time in general. And then, just when you are like Holy sh*t I cannot believe I only paid five bucks for this, I am going to break out singer/songwriter Simon Scott on your asses. He is from England and has a crazy accent and everything. Half the time I cannot understand a word that crazy f%&ker says. It is so much fun every time he opens his mouth and says something in that crazy accent of his. Whatever! More importantly, however, is that his music is super great and other stuff. Motherf%$ker got a website and everything. So there. Anyway, I really hope you can make it tomorrow night. I promise if you do that afterwards you will be all glad you came and sh*t and probably want to come up to me and be all like Hey Dave I am so glad I came to your show. And then I will be all like Sh*t, motherf%$ker- I said that sh*t to you in the motherf#@king e-mail. But you and me- we are cool like that.

Dave Hill


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