I'll Have The Rump Roast

I never thought I would have opportunity to write a sentence like this and mean it, but last night I went on a nude dinner cruise. For real. I am doing a story for the popular public radio program Fair Game so I can’t go into too much detail right now otherwise it will, like, totally ruin the story for when it’s on the radio, but I can tell you that I did eat chicken marsala at sea with plenty of naked people all around me. I could see their hoo-has, choo-chas, butts, nuts, dongers, and everything. I took my shirt off but kept my pants on for the majority of the evening. That’s just how I roll. Anyway, I’ll let you know when the story airs. In the meantime, you can get a further taste of things here.

Dave Hill