Saturday, September 22, 2007

The Birthday Party

Here is a new funtime video for you to watch in your spare time. I hope you enjoy it so much!

Dave Hill


Anonymous justltl said...

Dear Dave,
Sorry to interrupt here, but I seem to have made an embarassing blunder and am wondering if you could help me out.

I am a member of a message board called Bruv's World.
The head of the board, Big BruvofEnglandUK, is a big fan of yours. He was a bit shy about asking you to make a guest appearance on his board. I tried to help him out, by inviting Dave Hill to drop by the Board. I am mortified to say that I mistakenly invited Dave Hill, Best Hypnotist in the World, rather than you.

Now, I'm sure that you can imagine how embarassed I am at this faux pas.

Anyway, it would be a tremendously nice (and face-saving) gesture, if you could pop over to Bruv's World and say a quick hello to the group there. Maybe tell a snappy joke or two. They are generally a bunch of mental defectives, so pretty much anything you would say would be hilarious to them.

I know that, being a famous celebrity, you are probably continually asked to make guest appearances and such, but it would really help me out and be great for the members of Bruv World.
Think of it like a charity performance at a mental hospital or something. Actually, that wouldn't be too far from the truth.

I appreciate your consideration and would not even remotely consider doing something like damaging your car or falsely reporting you to Homeland Security or anything if you can't do it.


Official Member of the International Weightlifting Community Which Seems to Have Gone Down the Shitter Lately.

Ooh, here's the link:

Thank you in advance.

9:07 PM  
Anonymous justltl said...

Oh yeah,
Happy Birthday

10:03 PM  
Anonymous BigBruvOfEnglandUK said...

Hello Dave,
So is it your birthday? Happy birthday, luv.
I got you a lot of publicity within the International Weightlifting community a couple of years ago. So you have me to thank for all the millions you have earned since.
All the best,
Big Bruv X

1:26 PM  

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