Wednesday, November 14, 2007

The Dave Hill Explosion w/Lady Bunny TOMORROW At The UCB Theatre

Attention People of New York City:

Watch out for your nuts* because TOMORROW, Thursday, November 15 at 9:30pm I am going to let loose with another incredible installment of my futuristic live exhibition from the future known far and wide and also in parts of Germany as the Dave Hill Explosion. It is weird sitting here right now knowing exactly what is going to happen tomorrow because I feel like I should be calling the National Guard or the Navy SEALS or something instead of just sitting here typing and not wearing pants. It is not unlike the brilliant but cancelled television program "Early Edition" starring Hollywood’s Kyle Chandler in the role of Gary Hobson, a man who- not unlike Harry S. Truman in the great presidential race of 1948- receives tomorrow's newspaper today even though he will never know how or why. Gary Hobson has 24 hours to make things right and have whatever bad thing is in tomorrow's newspaper totally not happen. The only difference is that the thing that is in the newspaper that I have is totally incredible and you will love it so much you will probably try to move into my apartment or something just so you can see my newspaper from the future too, maybe over breakfast. Also- unlike the newspaper belonging to Hollywood's Kyle Chandler on the incredible program "Early Edition"- mine is a newspaper of the mind. Also, I have better hair than Kyle Chandler and anyone who doesn't agree with that can suck it. Anyway, I really hope you can make it tomorrow. I am going to be breaking out some new sh*t as well as some of the old favorites that have made me the man I think I am today. And as if all of that is not enough, I will be joined on the show tomorrow by the inimitable Lady Bunny and maybe even another really great guest besides her. And, of course, my sidebitch Phil will be there in full force too. You should totally come. In fact, why not reserve tickets in advance at no cost to you (until you get there, that is, a time at which you will be prompted to hand over five bucks) right here?

Your man,
Dave Hill

*and/or general crotch region


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